Jerkin' off

[cjbigjerk]

For those of u guys that use lube, whats the best kind? It needs to be a kind thats easy to clean up. Also, if any of u guys have some big dick cum shots or even jerk off videos, can u please post them or the sites that they come from. I need to get off. Thanks guys.

[jacestar]

well I dunno about anything when it comes to lube, but if you wanna have something to jerk off to, I find that my one friend thinks it's really hot that I need to use both hands to jerk off

[ethernet_jock]

hrm... I seem to have trouble synchronizing both hands in that instance for a full-on double-gripped movement. One hand is enough, perhaps, with experience.

[vlad]

I like the fact that there are 190+ votes and only three posts. interesting commentary on the culture of masturbation: we all want to share it on some deep level, but we're all too embarassed to talk about it

[arpeejay]

Originally Posted by vlad

I like the fact that there are 190+ votes and only three posts. interesting commentary on the culture of masturbation: we all want to share it on some deep level, but we're all too embarassed to talk about it

I couldn't quite imagine what anyone would say...

I started when I was 12 (late bloomer?) and even though I haven't done it EVERY day since then there were plenty of days (and even now on occasion) when I more than made up for it. So 34 yrs x 365 days x about 1.2 yields...

Roughly 15,000 times in my life that I've whacked off. With any luck (not likely!) it represents about the halfway point!

xoxo

richard

PS:

I almost never use lube. If anything, hand lotion. -- rpj

[ethernet_jock]

ewww.... lube = bad but hand lotion = worse IMHO. I have occasionally spit upon my own rod for a little extra lube and also attempted to smear precum around a little but generally completely dry works just fine 95% of the time. hehe... silly RPJ

Vlad - I once heard a wise man say "In a recent poll, 85% of men masturbate regularly. I think the other 15% are liars".

[TheMasu]

Well ya know what they call a guy who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

[flex4u]

Or a guy who doesn't masterbate might just be sexually active.....


I'm thinking if he says he's never masterbated, that would be a lie.......

The poll isn't 'have you ever jerked off' is it???!!!

Any other ideas, opinions??

[brent]

Originally Posted by flex4u

Or a guy who doesn't masterbate might just be sexually active.....

...

My husband and I are very active sexually, but we do jerk off when one, or the other is at work, or not available for one reason or another. I believe all men masturbate from time to time.

[wbhunk]

I phrase it this way.....in order of preference:

1. Sex with your partner (for those of us who have them, myself currently not included)

2. Sex with a hot date

3. Masturbation

4. Anonymous trick

In short, masturbating ain't the best option, but it isn't the worst!

[ethernet_jock]

I agree - anonymous tricks wind up making you feel empty inside and totally un-fulfilled by the end of the day. Having tried that myself - I vote Masturbation is better than a lot of things.

[glammaman2000]

...an anonymous trick.we always exchange names.

[brent]

Originally Posted by glammaman2000

(from the Subject line: I've never had) ...an anonymous trick.we always exchange names.

Must be an East coast thing. I had plenty of them when I was single, and in SF. Single friends tell me that Portland is full of guys that never exchange names, especially in parks like Fruit Loop, or the bushes at the North end of Luralhurst Park. I see no problem in anonymous sex, as long as you use protection. Obviously those days are over for me, but I won't say it's wrong.

[ethernet_jock]

well I mean.... when I was ... doing those kinds of things - I always at least had a FIRST name. I never really had a last name though.



Seriously - in all honesty. I still feel empty inside when I think about it. It wasn't right - just a way to "get off" without masturbating - a little something different every so often. When I think about it I still feel like it was just a massive form of disrespect for myself and for any partner.

[Flexus Lee]

Lube, hand lotion...whatever.

You Americans and your lack of foreskins.

[RKOjosh]

lol, lack of foreskins?! Whatcha tryin to say dude!

[Flexus Lee]

http://www.allthingsflash.com/Jackin_Man.swfFound this on the net, jerkin off, but no muscle growth. A bit clunky, but incredibly detailed nuance-wise.

Clunky? Well maybe, but clunky in the way that "South Park" is clunky.

Very, well done!

It gives me something to shoot for in my Poser work. (Pun intended). (*grin*)

[omelissokomos]

That was pretty hot. Thanks for the link, Flexus.

[dfbd]

I'm 20 years old, and I honest-to-God swear that I've never masturbated in my entire life. To be honest, until a couple of years ago I didn't even know it was a mainstream thing.

Do you think it's unhealthy to go so long without doing it? I kinda like having a record, werid as it sounds.

[Corwin]

Originally Posted by Flexus Lee

Lube, hand lotion...whatever.

You Americans and your lack of foreskins.

Jewish dude!

[Corwin]

Originally Posted by ethernet_jock

hrm... I seem to have trouble synchronizing both hands in that instance for a full-on double-gripped movement. One hand is enough, perhaps, with experience.

One hand? Three or more is fine with me (is that bragging?).... But I do agree, anonymous tricks are not my thing... Flirts on the other hand

Scott

[ethernet_jock]

Well..... I've met a few 20-year-old virgins, but I've never met a 20yo that claimed to never have masturbated once in his entire life. I guess I wouldn't say it's un-healthy, nothing really healthy or un-healthy about it I suppose. Surely you've "gotten off" in other ways? sex? simulated sex? oral?

If you tell me you're a 20yo man who's never cummed before - I won't believe you.

Originally Posted by dfbd

I'm 20 years old, and I honest-to-God swear that I've never masturbated in my entire life. To be honest, until a couple of years ago I didn't even know it was a mainstream thing.

Do you think it's unhealthy to go so long without doing it? I kinda like having a record, werid as it sounds.

[Flexus Lee]

I had a friend who rarely, if ever, masturbated. But he used to have wet dreams almost every night.

I think the body finds ways of recycling and reabsorbing what isn't used down there (man-paste as they call it in Philipine FHM, to my amusement).

[dfbd]

Yeah, I've never had sex, but I do have a "wet dream" once every few weeks. It always feels kinda gross to get the slime in my shorts, but I just sleep through it and try to ignore the wet feeling.

Someday I'm gonna have to masturbate, I know. But I kinda feel afraid to make the plunge. There's no going back, after all.

Yeah, masterbating is totally addictive. for 40 years I"ve tried to abstain long enough to have a wet dream again but no luck.

Some smart republican conservative religious fanatic will probably declare it illegal or a disease and create a market for lawyers or doctors or law enforcement to clean up on yet another addiction.

[ethernet_jock]

LOL I tell you... it's like VERY VERY difficult to get myself to wait more than 1-2 days between "exercises" just so I can be "full" again for the next one. While realizing that masturbation is much more fun when you've waited a little bit longer, I just can't help but touch myself!!!! aarrrrggghhhH!!!



hehehe... waiting long enough to experience wet dreams again? wow...

[dfbd]

Should I try? Is it really as good as people say? I have a hard time imagining how it can be THAT great.

[charliepanayi]

No, really it can be that great, especially if it's been a while since you last did it. Agree with LeatherGryphon, it can be addictive

[SonomaJack]

Yeah, I'm in the corner of "daily -- always!" I especially need to blow a load after a swim workout, as that seems to get the hormones raging. Besides, there's too much (hmmm, one can never have TOO much) muscle stuff out on the web to view.

I got into a hot mutual-jack scene with other day with a guy who is into muscle-worshipping -- he went ape-shit crazy when I flexed my biceps (I had worked out in the gym prior to our meeting/meating) and he was biting, drooling, licking and touching my baseball-sized flexed right bicep. Pretty hot scene....which had an explosive outcome/out cum.

Brian

[SouthPaw]

"Should I try... ? Is it really that good...?" Sounds like somebody's being baited here. At the risk of sounding like an 80's tune dweeb, I don't know anyone who made it to 20 without becoming an orgasm addict. Even my older brother who was profoundly handicapped with cerebral palsey played with himself constantly.

In the other hand, I've read there are asexuals who don't, never will, perish the thought, etc. And there's nothing wrong with that...

[ARCHEON]

There was an interesting article in today's Los Angeles Times entitled: Kinsey Effect. The article fairly summarizes Kinsey's landmark study on sexual behavior including masturbation. Since this thread has taken on a bit of a "Kinseyesque" feel about it, I thought some of you would be interested in reading the article. Registration to the LA Times is free, but necessary in order to read the article via the internet.

Originally Posted by dfbd

Should I try? Is it really as good as people say? I have a hard time imagining how it can be THAT great.

hmm, I tried it once, and it was kinda ouchie ><. But, to each their own. I suppose I'll just get Prostate Cancer (wet dreams don't konk out on me now)

[AngryLeek]

Originally Posted by dfbd

Should I try? Is it really as good as people say? I have a hard time imagining how it can be THAT great.

To be honest, even tho' i enjoy masturbation way too much, I wouldn't start up simply b/c it's so easy to become a slave to it. Now I can abstain a week or two tops before I break down, but it's sometimes as often as everyday over an hour or two at a time. I can't imagine how much time I've lost b/c I feel horned out & decide to do something about it. I used to read so much more And for a belated response, I really don't think having gone to 20 is that unlikely, I mean, I never jerked myself off until I accidentally did it one night at 17 - too much catholic guilt/taboo surrounding it. Of course, once i got a taste of instant gratification, i lost any self-restraint.

Anyways, hope everyone had a snazzy christmas [Hail Baby], brilliant chanukah, jiveful kwanzaa, or restful break, blah, blah.

[ethernet_jock]

And for a belated response, I really don't think having gone to 20 is that unlikely, I mean, I never jerked myself off until I accidentally did it one night at 17 - too much catholic guilt/taboo surrounding it. Of course, once i got a taste of instant gratification, i lost any self-restraint.

eh - sorry if I offended anyone there with my remark about "not beliving".... Having been raised by athiests that really didn't care much if I smoked pot or didn't come home at night except that it would occasionally be a reason to beat on me - I have no concept of what being worried about something like that would be like. I lost virginity at 15 - I do wish I had waited a little longer for that one...

[Meddler Incs]

http://sexylosers.com/142.html

I don't use any lube. I prefer the dry friction. Lubes and creams make me cum too fast. When I jackoff it's because I'm in a personal fantasy scene, not in sex with somebody, so usually I want the experience to last as long as possible. Also I like to stimulate my cock in as many ways as possible -- finger lightly on the edge of the glans, palm in a circular massage of the full glans head, finger strokes lighly on only the bottom of the shaft -- that and more -- plus the usual tight or lose fist, one or two hands. I'm active with my sack and nuts too. All the time my mind is doing heavy duty with its visuals. Also sometimes I talk out loud, play with my nips, finger my butthole and between there and my sack. That's an area that is mighty sensitive and stimulating, and any (straight) dudes who don't get into that because they think it's "homo" -- well, they don't know the please they're missing.

[skinhead30]

i wank every day dont use lube put a porno on and i'm away

[Diablo11d]

if i dont jerk off at least two times a day, i think i might be sick.

whats the difference between often and very often? Is that twice a day and more than twice a day? Hey I'm still young