P90X as Gay Porn?

[Yachirobi]

Has anyone seen the infomercial for the new P90X fitness regimen? I know it airs in the U.S., maybe Canada, and likely not anywhere else (sorry.) If you have, don't you think this would be a great source for a muscle growth story?

For those who haven't seen it, the program is a set of workout DVDs along with a nutrition guide and some other whooptie-doo. The videos are hosted by the very hunky Tony Horton but he's bland compared to the real men who give the testimonials.

What's exciting about the testimonials is that the guys seem to have accepted P90X as their new religion and Tony Horton as their guru. So see it this way: what if there was a plan like P90X that not only made guys huge but also made them horny dicksluts (as per Evolution Forum guidelines?) And what if those guys who did best on the program got to meet their guru?

I've never been able to commit myself to a musclegrowth story from start to finish but I might try with this one. However, I hope some of the rest of you take a stab at defiling P90X too.

[redkage]

Ironically, I just started the p90x program just this week.

[TheMM]

Originally Posted by redkage

Ironically, I just started the p90x program just this week.

*the sound of screeching breaks is heard*

Hold on a second here!! If you just started something dealing with muscle, we must know about it!

(I'm gonna get this one before RPJ can!)

"Pics, damnit! Pics!"

[redkage]

lol, it's not much. My family has been on my case to get in shape for years, but this summer they're finally getting to me. Starting last week I've been running 1-2 miles every other day and use a youtube clip called 8 Minute Abs to try and lose some inches around the waist. My sister got a set of p90x from a friend but has been so busy that she couldn't do it, so I asked her for it, and just started it (though I still haven't been able to make it through all the way to the end of a DVD yet.) And as for pictures...well, let's see how things go after a few weeks. As for the story idea, I'm sure O'melissokomos would LOVE to hear about a hypno/suggestive DVD that turns watchers into obsessed musclemen.

[TheMM]

Originally Posted by redkage

lol, it's not much. My family has been on my case to get in shape for years, but this summer they're finally getting to me. Starting last week I've been running 1-2 miles every other day and use a youtube clip called 8 Minute Abs to try and lose some inches around the waist. My sister got a set of p90x from a friend but has been so busy that she couldn't do it, so I asked her for it, and just started it (though I still haven't been able to make it through all the way to the end of a DVD yet.) And as for pictures...well, let's see how things go after a few weeks. As for the story idea, I'm sure O'melissokomos would LOVE to hear about a hypno/suggestive DVD that turns watchers into obsessed musclemen.

I quite agree, O' would fit this quite perfectly.

Anyways, too damn bad, once you have doth been commanded for the pictures, thou can't resist and will be forced to post them!

[Yachirobi]

Originally Posted by redkage

Ironically, I just started the p90x program just this week.

Yes, you must post before pics and progress updates. We want to see if the program works (and what you look like when it works way better than it ought to.)

As for my P90X fantasy, I'm thinking it might be cool if the DVD weren't overtly hypnotic. What if the videos subtly pushed someone to become sexually liberated? It could be a form of hypnosis but instead of having a spinning wheel and all that crap, someone doing the exercises becomes more open to suggestion and the videos slowly open up new sexual possibilities to the viewers that they can only truly absorb if they follow the program?

And while I always like the straight-guy-goes-gay stories, it might be cool if only men into men could make progress with the program because they would pick up on the sexual cues in the videos.

One more thing: Can we get Billy Mays (or his fiction counterpart) into the program? Call me a weirdo but Billy Mays is hot and he'd go beyond hot if he got buff.