Superman gets BIG (Epilogue)

[arpeejay]

By Richard Jasper

Part 7: http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/sh...ad.php?t=16923

Part 6: http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/sh...ad.php?t=16919

Part 5: http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/sh...ad.php?t=16915

Part 4: http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/sh...ad.php?t=16914

Part 3: http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/sh...ad.php?t=16911

Part 2: http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/sh...ad.php?t=16909

Part 1: http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/sh...ad.php?t=16906

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A year later...

"Do you, Clark, take Noah..."

"Do you, Julio, take Jimmy..."

Perry White turned out to be not the best possible best man for Clark's and Noah's and Jimmy's and Julio's double wedding at Metropolis City Hall. He blubbered constantly, so much so that Mayor Lex Luthor, who was doing a bang up job of officiating, had to pause from time to time and glare at him.

At last, though, it was over, and the two couples kissed.

"Hmmf," muttered Lois Luthor, first lady of Metropolis. "We had a civilized wedding!"

It was hard to know whether Lois was complaining about Perry's waterworks or the couples' wedding ensembles. She was seriously afraid after the wedding photos were posted in the Daily Planet that tights and capes would become de rigeur for husbands-to-be.

Well, and codpieces, too, she told herself, once again thanking the Power That Be that Lex was perfectly comfortable wearing a tuxedo, even if it had been all white.

She couldn't complain about the color choices, though. The boys had done a good job of mixing it up.

Clark's bodysuit was purple with gold lettering / outlining and a gold cape; Noah's was the reverse, with a gold bodysuit and a purple cape. Jimmy and Julio were similarly clad, only green and silver.

"It's like frickin' Mardi Gras," Lois opined.

On the other hand, at least you could tell who was who; unlike Superman's old suit, Clark and Noah looked just the same out of their suits as in them.

"Fucking huge," said Silvia, the cute Latina who had taken Jimmy's position as cub photographer. "I'm having trouble fitting them in the viewfinder!"

True enough, Lois thought. And not just down there!

In the previous year, Clark and Noah had each continued to grow. Clark was now 6'9, Noah was closing in on 7 ft. And they'd each added a couple hundred pounds of muscle, too.

Jimmy and Julio look like munchkins next to them, Lois thought. Very well-hung munchkins but that's a different story -- it's ridiculous!

The grooms kissed one another, the music swelled, and Lois led the procession to the Great Hall, where Silvia's Aunt Mo had put on a fabulous spread. It seemed that all of Smallville and Massington were present, those two dopey burgs, and half of Metropolis.

"Super Clark, Super Clark!"

That was Trish Trugottis, the bleached blonde reporter from Channel 4.

"Super Steele, Super Steele!"

That was Mark Murman, the bleached blond anchorman from Channel 5.

"Thank God I'm out of that business," Lois muttered.

Clark reached down and rested his giant hand on Lois' tiny shoulder.

"You don't miss it just a little bit?" he asked with a smile in his voice.

Lois pointed to her bulging tummy -- she was six months along.

"I've got better things to worry about now," she pointed out, then added. "Besides, being a Mayor's wife rocks! The only thing better than speaking truth to power is having the *&^%$#@ power."

Noah tsked, tsked.

"Language!" he said. "Baby needs to learn how to go potty before learning how to be a potty mouth!"

Jimmy and Julio laughed.

"You can take the momma out of the newsroom," Julio opined.

"But you can't take the newsroom out of the momma," Jimmy added.

Lex, entering the Great Hall from the Mayor's chambers, walked past all of the well wishes, glad-handers, office seekers, and hangers on directly to his wife.

"Are you sure you should be standing, dear heart?" he asked solicitously.

Lois rolled her eyes, then kissed her husband full on the mouth. When the liplock ended, there was a slightly dazed expression on Lex's face.

"Hunny bunch," Lois said, ignoring the fact that Clark, Noah, Julio, and Jimmy were all cracking up. "I need to stand up. Sitting down makes my ankles swell."

Perry joined the wedding party, still dabbing his eyes.

"I'm so happy," he said, for the 1000th time. "My boys are all grown up!"

Lois snorted.

"If they grow any more, they're not going to fit in here!"

As if on cue, Clark turned to Noah.

"I think we should fly," he said.

Noah grinned.

"Ready for your honeymoon, Mister?"

Clark blushed. There was something kinda scary about a 700 lb. mountain of muscle blushing, especially since it usually prompted a tsunami like motion in his jock strap.

"Oh great," Lois said. "The anaconda awakens."

Jimmy, clearing his throat, changed the subject.

"Now will you tell us where you're going? We really could have gotten a great deal if all four of us had booked that cruise together!"

The two giant men looked down at Jimmy and Julio, their best buds.

"We'll bring back pictures," Clark said.

"We promise," Noah added.

Lois girded her loins.

"OK, then, boys," she said. "Give me a kiss, you big oafs."

The two reached down and gave her a sweet smooch on each cheek.

"Now get the hell out of here before I hafta borrow Perry's hanky," she said.

Ewww, they all thought.

Noah looked at Clark, Clark looked at Noah.

"Up, up and away!"

[The End]

[arpeejay]

Hope you all enjoyed this one. Many thanks to Tagsnola for suggesting the subject matter!

xoxo

Richard

[iluvbigmen]

Great job!

[Blake]

Originally Posted by iluvbigmen

Great job!

Have to agree totally

[COLOR=blue]ANOTHER BRILLIANT STORY [COLOR=red](ONCE AGAIN) [/COLOR][/COLOR]

Neil

[philat99]

Saved all for a single read and was not in any way disappointed! You've produced yet another winner. I really enjoy your sense of humor!
Mike

[tagsnola]

... sweet!

- TagsNOLA