"Angus McBeefy"

[V.R.Goh]

Here's an idea for someone to work with.

The protagonist is going about his/her day when, out of the blue, he/she sees an impeccably-dressed, very muscular man in a kilt. This kilt-wearing muscleman could be going to either a Tartan Day event, to a Burns supper, or to some other event that celebrates something significantly Scottish. Our protagonist could then comment on the way that "Angus McBeefy" (this is a placeholder name) fills out his clothes. Things then get steamy when he/she asks if it's true about what they wear (or don't wear) under their kilts.

[Mad Dog]

I also should chip in and say that red-headed Scottish musclemen are a weakness of mine. FUND IT

[ts1976]

Angus is obviously going to the Highland Games somewhere, either to officiate or to participate. Perhaps he's hiding a caber under his kilt?

[Yachirobi]

Perhaps Angus reveals what his kilt is hiding inadvertently? Our protag starts flirting without realizing that he's flirting. He asks about the kilts and Angus is bashful but intrigued. They continue talking until one or the other realizes that Angus has gone to full mast and is pushing the kilt up.

Or, if you're a kilt fetishist (I'm not but I can see the potential) you just go along to the highland games where it's revealed that the kilts are designed for easy access. Just remember that the kilts can stay on but the shirts have gotta come off.

I wonder if an MG story can come of this? It definitely works as a regular muscle sex tale.

[Mad Dog]

Yeah, I was debating myself what the method of growth would be. I'm imagining some huge, furry, horse hung redhead Scotsman in full regalia forming a relationship with a smaller guy... Any ideas?

[chuckiebear]

Yes, here's a thought. In his sporran (that fur pouch worn suggestively in front of the genitals, over the kilt) he carries a likeness of Robert the Bruce in all his shirtless, muscular glory. Whenever Angus, or any other man he so favors, looks upon this image, there is an immediate, noticeable and permanent improvement in his athletic and sexual performance, strength, stamina, masculine beauty, cock size and, above all, his muscularity.

[Mad Dog]

Still looking for a way to make this work as a muscle growth tale... any other ideas?

[arpeejay]

He's going to play bagpipes at some event (we had one at the Irish Setter Club of America National Specialty in Wisconsin June.) In my fantasy: The more he pumps up the bag, the more he gets pumped up! :-)

xoxo

Richard

[msllover]

Oh, I'd love to see him do the stone toss. Or the car toss, what ever's more convienient.

[Mad Dog]

Originally Posted by arpeejay

He's going to play bagpipes at some event (we had one at the Irish Setter Club of America National Specialty in Wisconsin June.) In my fantasy: The more he pumps up the bag, the more he gets pumped up! :-)

xoxo

Richard

Hmmm... that's an interesting thought. Maybe someone in his family's past cursed/blessed the bagpipe and it got passed down from father to son?

[V.R.Goh]

I wasn't sure if this thread would grow at all, but I'm glad it did.

I just thought of something for this. Maybe he keeps a metal flask inside of his sporran. This flask could have been blessed by someone (priest, witch, etc.) to give anyone who drinks from it the same kind of humongous muscles as him. The only catch is that, in order for the magic to work, the flask has to have scotch whisky in it. Anything else and the magic won't take effect.

[Mad Dog]

Hmm... that could work, too! Anyone have a good resource on how to research the elements for such a story? Or is it all just Wikipedia now?

[Gman]

If this ever doe get written, please let me know.
And if you need someone to check on things kilt-related, I offer my services. Scottish guy who loves wearing his kilt here

[CelticMuscle]

Originally Posted by Mad Dog

Hmm... that could work, too! Anyone have a good resource on how to research the elements for such a story? Or is it all just Wikipedia now?

There are two very famous brands of Scotch. Bell's and Grouse