Extremely Outlandish Request From *BLANK*

[Rarity]

This request came in the form of a PM from a certain place that's NOT here.

Basically:
1) Muscle guy with a
2) python penis- that move/are as strong as a python and
3) dominates using said freaky penis so he can
4) grow stronger with each domination/steal the dominated guy's power
5) But it only works if he goes after bigger and stronger guys to dominate

I think the idea itself is kinda hilarious. It's like, Japanese tentacle rape porn but with musclemen. I don't think I'd have the gall to type such a thing, as it would make me laugh/I would type it up to be a parody of what the "requester" wanted. (Sorry if you're that person who requested it) However, I thought I'd be nice and post this here. Worse comes to worse, it'll make erryone laugh. Best case scenario, someone actually types it up.

However, it wouldn't be the strangest fetish I ever heard of. . . LE COUGH

[mimolover]

umm, how? "outlandish" is a bit of an understatement in this case.

[Rarity]

Originally Posted by mimolover

umm, how? "outlandish" is a bit of an understatement in this case.

I couldn't think of another word that could sum up "Oh, okay, WOW. I'll have to put this on my 'Top 5 Weirdest Things I Ever Heard' list. This one is going right above 'It's not JUST a penis, it's a semen bazooka!'"

Seriously.

[droz]

If you think that is outlandish, then you haven't watched the anime/hentai "Legend of Overfiend"

[nypup2train]

Let's face it, anyone who thinks that scenario's particularly "outlandish" hasn't seen the Internet!

[visionsofruin]

Please write it as a parody! There should be more comedic muscle growth.

[Rarity]

Originally Posted by nypup2train

Let's face it, anyone who thinks that scenario's particularly "outlandish" hasn't seen the Internet!

Well, there are freaky things such as this website which is clearly popular to some degree. However, it's basically tentacle rape but with a penis. So it's certainly outlandish, but not the weirdest thing possible. Possibly half way there, which means there's still a looooong way to reach the finish line.

Originally Posted by visionsofruin

Please write it as a parody! There should be more comedic muscle growth.

It would kill me inside to do so. Laughing myself to death like the hyenas from the Lion King. Someone else should who can stomach such lulziness AND type at the same time.