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Old March 12th, 2005, 05:26 PM
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I suppose I should have expected it sooner or later

I've just registered as an expert in the field of bodybuilding at All Experts.com and I got the question that all expers must dread

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Hi, I'm 19 and want to pump iron. Will it make me bigger downstairs? Thanks
What on earth do I say?

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Yes, of course it will
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Depends what you want to do with it?
Can anyone give me some tips on how to answer this?
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Old March 12th, 2005, 06:41 PM
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Say:

"It's an organ, not a muscle, and organs do NOT grow larger, once mature, unless something is seriously wrong. So, no, exercise will not change the size or shape of your penis."

Pretty straightforward, isn't it?

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I've just registered as an expert in the field of bodybuilding at All Experts.com and I got the question that all expers must dread



What on earth do I say?



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Can anyone give me some tips on how to answer this?
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Old March 12th, 2005, 09:20 PM
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It depends...

...on how far downstairs. Your ankles? Maybe a little...
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Old March 13th, 2005, 01:42 PM
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Hmm


You COULD have fun with this guy and tell him about "kegel exercises for men" - involving little dumbbells on chains, and a set of exercises......[joke]


OR you could give the RPJ Answer, (factually accurate and responsive) and then add something like,

"Of course, with improved health and well being, not to mention looking sexier, your love life will probably improve, and you'll get more attention, "Down there"!"
[Blatant editorializing here! ]

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Old March 14th, 2005, 09:40 PM
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AND....technically....being physically fit helps maintain proper body weight and blood pressure, as well as slowing down the hardening of the arteries -- all of which aid sexual performance and avoid erectile dysfunction.

In short, lifting won't make it bigger, but it will make it faster, stronger, and longer-lasting.
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Old March 14th, 2005, 10:26 PM
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In short, lifting won't make it bigger,
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but it will look smaller by comparison, as the rest of your body grows...
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Exercise can make it look bigger in one sense... If you can bring your bodyfat down and get rid of some of that extra flab being stored in the groin area, more of who you are can be exposed.
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Maybe you shouldn't be registered as such an expert if you can't answer such a simple question.

You and the kid should have learned the impossibility of growing bigger dicks through exercise in a biology class, sometime in high school or college.
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