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Old July 28th, 2012, 12:50 AM
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Hulkout: The Special Formula

You are a 36 yr old former college athlete that stopped working out years ago because you could not find the time to get to the gym. You have tried to find ways of putting it into your schedule, but the economy has not been kind to you. In the 13 years since you left college, you have lived in several states and even been married to a woman that you cared about a lot.

She held a steady job during the four years you were married. She even supported you when had to leave a job because of your health problems. You hurt your back back in college when you were training for baseball season. You were really good too. You even qualified to become a semi-pro player, but the back problem was too severe and you had to stop playing. Your degree in college deals with heavy machinery and there was heavy lifting involved. This became a major problem when you went to apply for jobs. You would have to lie sometimes just to get the job, only to have problems with it later. She was patient with you, but it wore off and you both divorced.

It has been six years since your divorce and you are still struggling to find a steady job. You have had to go beyond your degree to find work and the jobs don't pay well. It wasn't until you did find time when you were out of work for a brief time that you took a chance and went to a local gym to try and get in shape again. The years have took a heavy toll on your body and you feel really lethargic. The gym is small, but the atmosphere is very comfortable. You have noticed that the clientele is limited, but the guys always look fresh and their bodies look so good. Their muscles gleam in the light with such clear skin and they don't look tired. You have watched a few of them lift and you are taken aback by how they seem to lift heavier each time they do a set.

You talked to one of them about their secret and they said that you need to talk to the owner because he has a great product that you should try. You are so intrigued that you don't even finish your routine. When you find the owner, you are shocked by his appearance. The owner is humongous and must have at least 24" arms because they are the biggest you have ever seen. He is wearing a tight black shirt with a vest over top of it with the gym logo on it. He is wearing nice pants also in black. He knows that you are new to the area because he noticed your name on the rolls a few days back. You are summoned back into another room so that he can talk to you.

You sit down across from him and he digs out a big jug of what looks like a protein milk. He says that this is a shake that him and one of the trainers at the gym has been formulating for a while now. He has given out a good deal of samples to the guys in the gym and said that the results speak for themselves. You completely agree and said that you want to try it. The owner wants to do a physical on you first. He says that he has a background in sports medicine so he knows what to look for in your body. You lay on a table in the room and he starts taking your clothes off of you. You are not comfortable with it, but he assures you that it is part of the process.

You understand and oblige. You are still wearing your boxers luckily while he starts feeling around. He says you are still in reasonable shape and you have nothing to worry about. He knows that your back is not right because he sees how you are laying. He tells you to get up and come out on the gym floor because he wants you to start lifting while he watches. As you start lifting like you normally do, he gives you one of those sample containers that he gave the other clients. He tells you to drink the whole thing in the middle of your workout otherwise you won't get the benefits. The taste of the milk is actually quite good, like honey and vanilla.

You go to do your routine again and you now feel like you have gotten stronger. You add a little weight to the bench and you are pushing it all the way up like you have done it several times before. You do a full set on that weight and you feel like you could do it again. That milk really does work. You move to your next exercise, add more weight, and you get the same feeling. This was a chest day for you and your pecs feel as if they are trying to reshape themselves. You go to clean up and look in the mirror just to see what they look like. The pecs you have seen for years with a saggy look are no longer that way. They have lifted themselves up and are actually swelling. You are wearing a fairly loose tank to begin with, but your tank is now getting tighter and you can even feel your abs getting bigger. You look in shock at your gut disappearing. Your workout in one day achieved what would have took years to accomplish on this milk.

You go back to talk to the owner the next day and he says that you must be patient and let your body do the work for you now. You don't need any more milk right now because your body is going to react on what you have already consumed. He was right. You worked legs that day and they grew so much that your pants literally made walking impossible. You couldn't wait to work arms now. After an off day, you did just that. You wore a long-sleeved winter shirt just to see if you could rip it after your workout. You were right. Your arms swelled so much you didn't have to flex because the sounds of your sleeves ripping followed not long after you finished your workout. Your back basically finished that shirt off because it grew too and your lats exploded through it. Your skin cleared up and you no longer looked like the same man.

The question is, where did this formula come from?
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Old July 29th, 2012, 02:54 AM
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Old September 5th, 2012, 09:12 PM
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