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Old December 2nd, 2005, 03:10 AM
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Muscle Poem

Some Muscles Don't Get No Respect
by deetrakt


Pity the forearm and the calf--
It's tough to be the lesser half.
Those bis and thighs
have all the size.

The unsung trap
Takes all that crap,
Enduring jabs
From rippling abs.

Men tip their hats
To flaring lats;
An intercostal
Can feel quite hostile.

A bouncing pec
Commands respect;
Sometimes it hurts like heck
To be a neck.
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 12:45 PM
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The Poet Laureate....

Deetrackt is a poet
and we know it
'cause his big couplets
SHOW IT!
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 01:30 PM
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Deetrackt:
Come on, now, mdlftr, I know 6'5'' stache dude can no longer be depended upon to tweak you about your "creative" spelling, but...

...it's really sloppy if you can't even copy.

deetrakt
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 01:33 PM
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I improved the spelling! As for you,

Little Deetrakt, on his skates
Around the pond did frisk
Wasn't he the foolish boy,
His little *?
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 02:40 PM
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Nice one, Mdlftr. (Although I don't see a muscular reference in your ditty, more's the pity.) Perhaps a second stanza, featuring glutes?

That's all for now. Gotta -.
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 05:04 PM
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Did you not read this??

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Nice one, Mdlftr. (Although I don't see a muscular reference in your ditty, more's the pity.) Perhaps a second stanza, featuring glutes?

That's all for now. Gotta -.

Deet, my sweet,
this is a treat

Didya not read, I repeat?
The stanza featuring
your seat?

If you want to read about glutes
Tell the flautists to line up their flutes
They'll be gentle, not crass
As they announce to one and all, that you've got a big....

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