World's Biggest Penis (C4 UK)

tanky · #1 January 28th, 2006, 02:43 AM

Wednesday 1st February, Channel 4 (UK) 11:10pm

I saw this show advertised last night and it caught my attention. The title kind of says it all; it's about guys who claim to have the largest penis in the world. For example the advert featured a guy saying that a farmer had once told him he was "the size of a pony"

Being British TV there are likely to be plenty of shots of the big schlongs in question in all their glory (even the advert at 9:15pm showed some VERY big bulging packages!)

OK so this programme doesn't look like it will have anything to do with muscle but I'm sure many of the members of this forum will be interested to see it anyway. I know I'll be watching!

P.S. Also Monday 30th January (Channel 4 UK again, 11pm-ish) is another member related show (God bless UK TV!) called "The Perfect Penis" about guys who go to extreem lengths (no pun intended) to achieve the perfect equipment. It may be worth a look too.

martinp13 · #2 January 28th, 2006, 06:15 AM

Hope this can be recorded for those of us across the way

deetrakt · #3 January 28th, 2006, 08:47 AM

No wonder they charge extra for premium membership!

hottiestudboi · #4 January 28th, 2006, 09:50 AM

Yeah... The guy whos aid that is named Johan Falcon.

If someone could tape it, I'd appreciate it...

CelticMuscle · #5 January 28th, 2006, 01:46 PM

The programme is one of a three part series examining the "penis" in it's medical, societal and historical context

Part 1: The Perfect Penis

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The first of three programmes this week studying all things penile. The penis is the organ most central to a man's sense of self, and the quest for penile perfection has driven some men to extraordinary lengths. This programme meets the Russian surgeons who chopped off a man's penis and re-grew it on his arm, the man whose penis has real pulling power, and the man for whom too big is just not big enough. Programmes continue tomorrow and Wednesday night.

Part 2: Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis

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In 1993 one short brutal act guaranteed John Wayne Bobbitt a notoriety that he can never shake off. His wife Lorena sliced off his manhood with a kitchen knife, drove off and discarded it in a field. What followed - one the biggest live TV trials of all time - turned the former marine into an unlikely celebrity. Twelve years on, after brief porn career, a job as a Las Vegas minister, a stint as a limo driver for a brothel and a spell in jail, film-maker Vicky Hamburger went to find out what happened to the man with the world's most famous penis.

Part 3: The World's Biggest Penis

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No doubt about it, society celebrates the big penis. Seen as a sign of adequacy, virility and manliness, those lucky enough to be well endowed are heralded by both sexes and all sexualities. As women have always maintained, and men have always thought, size matters, but not in the way that most of us imagine. Sometimes having a Big Johnson is a bigger problem than you'd guess. Meet the men, including the man claiming to have the World's biggest penis, who reveal there is a bittersweet side to nature's gift, and who lift the veil on a taboo subject and to show the reality of what it's like to have what all men dream of.

and I will be recording these series of programmes for an American colleague of mine

BlitzK · #6 February 4th, 2006, 09:52 AM

Did anyone remember to watch it?

CelticMuscle · #7 February 4th, 2006, 12:47 PM

It was rather boring (it seemed to think it was a Channel 5 documentary not a Channel 4 one). Yes, there were shots of them (including one that looked medically unsound) but there wasn't any depth at all to them!

tanky · #8 February 4th, 2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CelticMuscle

It was rather boring (it seemed to think it was a Channel 5 documentary not a Channel 4 one). Yes, there were shots of them (including one that looked medically unsound) but there wasn't any depth at all to them!

I must admit it wasn't that great. Omar the porn star was cute. I'd seen him before and he is a sweetheart! Nice manners, lovely soft English accent and a huge 11" cock! Nice combination!

To be honest I found the programme earlier in the week more interesting, "The Perfect Penis" about men who go to amazing lengths to achieve their dream cock. It was pretty "icky" in parts but fasinating for all that.

This one guy who called himself "Mister Mark" was talking about his quest for the perfect cock. He seemed really intelligent and level-headed. Then he showed the camera what he'd done to himself...silicon injections to his cock and balls! His whole package was the size of a bowling ball and he'd christened it "the blob". I swear it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! His dick was massive but horribly misformed and bloated. He was saying that he had to piss sitting down because he couldn't control the flow anymore and that sometimes his cock would dip in the water of the bowl! Oh yeah and he couldn't have sex anymore, nearly forgot that little point!

It was so weird because like I said he was by far the most intelligent and likeable person on the programme and yet the abuse that he had put his body through was nothing short of maddness. Fasinating TV. Horrid but fasinating...

CelticMuscle · #9 February 6th, 2006, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by tanky

This one guy who called himself "Mister Mark" was talking about his quest for the perfect cock. He seemed really intelligent and level-headed. Then he showed the camera what he'd done to himself...silicon injections to his cock and balls! His whole package was the size of a bowling ball and he'd christened it "the blob". I swear it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! His dick was massive but horribly misformed and bloated. He was saying that he had to piss sitting down because he couldn't control the flow anymore and that sometimes his cock would dip in the water of the bowl! Oh yeah and he couldn't have sex anymore, nearly forgot that little point!

And here he is online:

Mister Mark Online

Ogrebear · #10 March 23rd, 2006, 05:19 PM

If anyone is on Bit Torrent there is a link here: http://www.mininova.org/tor/213834

Also the 3rd one- : http://www.mininova.org/tor/215093

hottiestudboi · #11 March 24th, 2006, 05:15 PM

Can someone please.. Upload it unto youtube?

sexiscriptor · #12 March 25th, 2006, 02:45 PM

wow. that was one ugly penis. That's all i've got to say except: could someone link us to some more about that porn star, Omar? he sounded at least mildly interesting O.o