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 March 25th, 2006, 05:22 AM | |||
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| Off-Topic Joke About three years ago, I bought an older house. A friend at work was giving me some remodeling tips and some repair tips. He talked about a lot of things and I listened very intently as I wanted to make sure I could keep up my house. Then he started talking about replacing the faucets in the kitchen and how he did it when I stopped him, "What was wrong with the faucets that you needed to replace them?" He looked at me with dispair, "You're not married, are you?" I just laughed.     |
| April 7th, 2006, 11:22 PM | |||
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| April 8th, 2006, 01:42 AM | |||
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| Most people don't replace things unless the item is broken; at least that's how I used to think. Now, I realize that married men replace things because their wives want them to, regardless of whether it's broken or not. My friend, was married and when I asked him why he was replacing the faucets, he realized that I wasn't married....and wished he weren't! I guess most straight people get the joke without an explanation but I can see where it might be lost on someone who's gay. |
| April 8th, 2006, 08:21 PM | |||
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 ...joke's on the straighties... ...Gay people sold her the brushed nickel faucets! |
| April 9th, 2006, 11:41 AM | |||
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| No Doubt! I wish I had that gene. I couldn't design my way out of a brown paper bag. |
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