College Muscle

TheMM · #1 August 19th, 2006, 12:03 PM

That's right, the goofball of the Evolution Archive is going to college! Hopefully I'll have 4 very enjoyable years there. In more ways then one of course. I'll still be around, but only when all my homework is done.

I'll be placing all my muscle growths sightings from there here. But I'll be back.

kirby_freak15 · #2 August 19th, 2006, 01:00 PM

W00T I wish you great enjoyment in college! Which college are you going to?

TeknoDave · #3 August 19th, 2006, 01:04 PM

Don't forget to be packing a camera around, so you can get shots of the college boys prancing around campus with their shirts off, so you can have many inspirations for stories to share with the masses! (no pun intended)

TheMM · #4 August 19th, 2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kirby_freak15

W00T I wish you great enjoyment in college! Which college are you going to?

Well Yale,Harvard, and all those other noob colleges all wanted me in. I chose a nearby community college which will let me live near home still.

Also I do have a camera, but not a scanner. Also I do have a celly, but it's old and busted. Since I'm in college *hint hint* I can't afford anything. But don't worry, I'll make the time to place all my yummy memories here.

martinp13 · #5 August 19th, 2006, 01:35 PM

You can surely afford a $20 digital camera... no scanning required.

glammaman2000 · #6 August 19th, 2006, 04:49 PM

IMMENSEly proud!!MASSIVE hopes for your future!!!Please contact us when you're all-knowing!

vlad · #7 August 21st, 2006, 08:43 PM

I'll be a junior next year, and yes...College is full of hot jock-boys running around with minimal clothing, especially in the fall and spring (as one might expect). also, take time to go to football games and wrestling meets if your college has them...lots of good stuff to ogle.

I just got a camera, btw, so I might take some risks and try to post some stuff this year. we'll see!

kirby_freak15 · #8 August 23rd, 2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMM

Well Yale,Harvard, and all those other noob colleges all wanted me in. I chose a nearby community college which will let me live near home still.

Also I do have a camera, but not a scanner. Also I do have a celly, but it's old and busted. Since I'm in college *hint hint* I can't afford anything. But don't worry, I'll make the time to place all my yummy memories here.

WHOAA you got into Yale and Harvard

wow you must be a genius....but why didn't u go?

TheMM · #9 August 23rd, 2006, 04:45 PM

I was kidding Kirby.

Anyways I met my dorm partner today.... I'm a lucky SOB. It's a gay football player, talk about happy days. I'm very happy today.

bulknola · #10 August 23rd, 2006, 06:40 PM

Some of us could dream. That was/is my fantasy . . . a nice large linebacker or center.

kirby_freak15 · #11 August 24th, 2006, 12:28 PM

WAHHH you so lucky laa TheMM

TheMM · #12 August 25th, 2006, 02:47 PM

Well the college rules (there's a fancier word for it though) more or less say:

NO FRATS!

So that's partly why I was lucky enough to get my new partner.

If you've ever watched Revenge of the Nerds, my new "friend" is about the size of the quarterback + 20 pounds or so.

vlad · #13 August 29th, 2006, 09:46 PM

man, even if the guy ends up hating you...you are one lucky, lucky bastard. that was always my biggest fantasy. well, keep up posted with what happens with this guy, I'm sure it'll be an interesting year for you!

nypup2train · #14 August 30th, 2006, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMM

I was kidding Kirby.

Anyways I met my dorm partner today.... I'm a lucky SOB. It's a gay football player, talk about happy days. I'm very happy today.

Hurm. What you call "lucky" I'd have called "doomed to a semester of endless, painful torture"... but that probably points more to shortcomings in my worldview than in yours. So, if you're excited about the pairing, then more power to you and good luck with that.

I'll just go with the Doting Mother Figure stereotype and wave the neutral beige flag of caution -- a dorm room can become a very, VERY small place if things get too personal and emotions become strained or someone's feelings get hurt. No matter what happens, remember that you two are pretty much stuck with each other for 9 months.

(Much more so than you may realize. Most colleges, it's my understanding, are VERY disinclined to entertain freshman requests for reassignment or intervention between roomies, barring threats of harm or illegal actions from one party. They have some sick view that learning to live with other people puts hair on your ass and makes a man out of you, or something.)

[email protected] · #15 August 30th, 2006, 08:01 AM

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Most colleges, it's my understanding, are VERY disinclined to entertain freshman requests for reassignment or intervention between roomies, barring threats of harm or illegal actions from one party. They have some sick view that learning to live with other people puts hair on your ass and makes a man out of you, or something.)

very true. i was an RA at a major university (you'll probably figure out which one) for two years and basically your roommate had to be conducting animal experimentation, and even then it took a while. i had a guy whose roommate was on cocaine and doing some really sketchy stuff, and it took almost a month to get him reassigned.

TheMM · #16 August 31st, 2006, 01:28 PM

I believe this is Adam reborn (book of Genesis, Adam that is) he has the highest morals I've ever seen in someone in college. (Next to me of course) Well, except when it comes to hot kinky sex, but that was an obvious statement.

MuscleMage · #17 August 31st, 2006, 09:55 PM

That sounds like a shame :/

But how does his morals affect his sexuallity? Is he a guilty gay?

TheMM · #18 September 1st, 2006, 02:01 PM

Well no. But I did learn an unlucky fact, he's a senior. *sigh* So only one year of happiness.

nypup2train · #19 September 27th, 2006, 01:23 PM

...C'mon, it's been a month! Who's doin who? The people have a right to know!!!!

I can't go another week without an update on all my favorite characters in As The Dorm Turns! Make wit' da juicy tales of collegiate debauchery. Your opportunity to create the next (um...first...er...ONLY) great Logo network soap-opera awaits!

TheMM · #20 September 27th, 2006, 05:09 PM

Well Jake cheated on Brad, but Brad really wanted Jake to cheat so he could join with me, but I wanted Jake.

Nah I'm just kidding there, but I'll see what juicy info I can get.

TheMM · #21 October 3rd, 2006, 05:17 PM

Ok, bad title I know.

Anyways, decided to skip my last class and visit my bro in school. Here's what I found.

All the basic hunks and jocks you would expect in a high school, but I'm here to talk about the ones that really took my breath away.

Guy number 1: Track and field lookin guy, had nice forearms, but the real eye candy on this guy was his vascularity. I saw his arms relaxed and thought they were nice, then they tensed slightly and BAM! Veins almost instantly covered his entire forearm and almost half his bicep. About fainted from the hotness.

Guy number 2: Skater guy, nothing real huge or hunky on him, but his face was drop dead gorgeius ( I don't care that I spelled that wrong). Like a cross of the baby face of Zac Efron and the ruggedy lookin face of George Clooney.

Guy number 3: Jock, must have been at least 230 pounds, practically all muscle. Strangely, not a football player. I saw him later, trying out for...surprisingly, basketball. He made it too! I think I know which games I'm going to see this year.

Guy number 4: Pure hunk, about 140, completely ripped. I saw this guy with his shirt off after school got out. Perfect symmatry, didn't even work out he said.

Boy, I'm glad I decided to go looking at high school hunks....err...go visit my old high school.