Mysterious French Muscle Movie

[Yachirobi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_rDRUIp2jw

What movie is this? Who are these hot men? What are they talking about? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE HAIRY HUNK TAKES THE PILLS?!!

Seriously, muscle aside this movie looks interesting but I have no idea what movie it is! Help!

[alodnamra]

I don't remotely know which film is it, but the joke the guy with the ripped abs tells at the beginning of the clip is pretty funny indeed...

[ts1976]

So okay, at the beginning of the clip, the smooth guy starts telling a joke.

"A couple gets married. On their honeymoon night, the husband asks his wife, "Look sweetie," as he shows her his biceps, "Isn't this gun just full of dynamite?" Flexing his abs for her he asks, "And how's this for dynamite, darling?" Finally, showing off his lats, he asks, "And these, aren't they first grade explosives?" The wife sadly replies, "Well, all of that is very impressive, indeed. But you'd think that with all that dynamite, the fuse would be longer..."

Afterwards, smooth-guy admires himself in the mirror. Dressed-man comments about how impressive his build is. Smooth-guy tells him he trains about 20 hours a week.

DM: "But your legs. It's too bad."
SG: "What do you mean? What's wrong with my legs?"
DM: "Oh, you know. They're a bit skinny, no?"

All the while, the hairy man is trying not to laugh. Cue dramatic music.

HM: "Come on, don't be so harsh. His legs aren't that bad. They're rather well shaped."
DM: "Sure, but compared to the rest of him, they don't look all that powerful."
HM: "You really shouldn't have said anything. In competition, an athlete who isn't self-confident looses at least 30% of his potential."

SG: "It's true that Lucas has thighs like tree trunks, but what's really too bad is his problem with water retention around his abs."

More dramatic music, as Lucas examines his abs.

Lucas: "Do you still think so? I've really tried everything. Abs non-stop, wetsuit, sauna..."
SG: "Well, you know Lucas, there not much you can do. It's all depends on your constitution."
Lucas: "What do you do to stay so shredded?"
SG: "I've got pills that help me eliminate. But my case isn't as desperate as yours..."
Lucas: "Where can I get these pills?"
SG: "They don't make them in France, they're an American brand. Look, I've got a bottle left. You can have a few if you like. You take one pill, three times a day."

Lucas takes a few pills.

SM: "Are you nuts? That's way too much!"

End scene.

I'll see if I can't find out what movie this is from...

[LipsK]

Yeah. Wonder what happened! Look kind of old tought.

[ts1976]

I think the movie may be Halt?roflic, a 1983 Philippe Vallois film, also known as Rainbow Serpent.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085639/

From PlanetOut's PopcornQ Movies: http://www.planetout.com/popcornq/db/getfilm.html?989

The Rainbow Serpent is a fully developed tale of suspense set in the world of bodybuilding that reminded one critic of "Diva rewritten by Dali with rock replacing opera." A rookie cop investigating a bodybuilder suspected of murder is drawn into the erotic world of gyms and body worship. An S&M relationship develops between the men as The Rainbow Serpent tells its unusual tail of homoeroticism between heterosexual men. It is both a comic stylization of a French police movie that even includes fantasy musical production numbers and a startling depiction of sexual ambiguities.

Sounds interesting!

[RonnieRules]

Geeez, I have to see what happened next!!!!