A Butt to the Head

[nightwolf285]

A friend of mine was at the theatre tonight. It was packed and of course, he had to get to the very center of a row. As you can imagine, the space is very tight in any stadium seating theatre, especially one that is full. On top of that, my friend is a pretty big guy. Although he is only about 5'7", he weighs about 190 and is thick as anything. This is the kind of guy who looks like the tight t-shirt he is wearing will pop off at any given moment.

Anyway, he is too wide to walk head on even when the row is empty, so he is having to slide past people to get to his seat. He makes it about two people in and hears a slight thud. Shortly after, he hears a woman complaining in the row below him. Come to find, his huge bubble butt had smacked her upside the head. The thud he heard was his rock solid rear hitting her square in the back of the head.

He appologized of course, and for him, the whole ordeal was a little embarrasing. When he told me what had happened, I laughed and mearly said, "I told you so." You see, I have commented on his huge ass in the past. I mean the thing sticks out several inches away from his body and stretches even the loosest pants that he wears.



The reason I stick this under the Muscle growth catagory is because as of a year ago, a thing like that wouldn't have happened. Although he worked out before that, he was a hell of a lot smaller. This past year, he has been hitting the gym pretty hard and as a result has blown up like a balloon. Except, rather than air, we are talking solid mass. And he has plans to keep getting bigger.

Anyways, I thought that was pretty funny and thought you might want to hear the story.

[arpeejay]

It's a great story! How old is your friend? I think you need to post some pix! :-)

rpj

[ottomun6]

Yes, yes, we want to see this muscle-bound butt

[vlad]

short thick guys are my absolute favorite. There's a guy a class I have with similar stats, and it makes it hard for me to concentrate sometimes with his arms bulging out of his shirt.

And hell yes we want to hear more about his ass. Or see it. mmm! you're one lucky guy, btw.

[r-b-f]

i 2nd that of you posting pics:P

[nightwolf285]

I would post pics if I could, but sadly, I don't have any of him. If by some chance I can take one or two of him, I will. Until then, I guess he will just have to be an image of the mind.

[nativemuscle]

i remember having a freind with a bubble butt....me and him were in our teens and me and him would fool around and id worship his golden globes liekt hey were awards