The Creampies

nnnrg · #1 January 26th, 2014, 08:08 AM

So. Browsing politics links off O'Melissokomos' pridesite page. There in the corner of one of them (on the Advocate online page of course) was this weird link, "These Four College Guys Love Ellen More Than You."

One of them, Bill R. ... Seems awfully shy for someone who's showing off that hard, hard body. Especially since Ellen DeGeneris seems to be more than willing to ogle.

http://www.advocate.com/comedy/2014/...ssed-ellen-you

The videos are hilarious. Especially when they're explaining WHY they're called the Creampies.

anpuZA · #2 January 26th, 2014, 08:30 AM

Don't tell Reeza... but that's my Sam.

Mdlftr · #3 January 26th, 2014, 10:27 AM

Hysterically funny!

These high school friends were home for Christmas, and they made this up and shot the video in two days!

Great dance and catchy tune!

And Bill R. "doesn't get" why the women in the studio audience went apeshit when he took off his shirt!
He coaches basketball.

Funny! Thanks for sharing.

Mdlftr

/\/\usclekid · 10:37 PM

Nude pictures of Bill have surfaced on the web. Ironically, they were posted before the "We Love You, Ellen" video. It confirms he is tall, 6'3" (standard American doors are 6'6"). His cock looks to be 6.5" to 7". The photos look to be over a span of time of maybe years not all at once. What is interesting is there are two pictures of him showing his ass. That is very common for gay men to do. Do you think he's gay or got catfished by a gay man pretending to be a straight girl?

http://straightmenworshipping.tumblr...ing-abs-biceps

calhoun · #5 January 28th, 2014, 05:38 AM

Do you think these guys know the sexual meaning for "creampie."? My guess is that they do.

anpuZA · #6 January 28th, 2014, 08:46 AM

I wonder how long it will take the morality Nazi's to try and destroy his possible entertainment career.

Pretty sure he'll have to kiss his coaching career goodbye though, especially if he was coaching younger people.

Then again, maybe for once we'll be surprised and people will be accepting of his choices be he gay or not. (Oh jesus let him be gay, please!)

anpuZA · #7 January 28th, 2014, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by calhoun

Do you think these guys know the sexual meaning for "creampie."? My guess is that they do.

Imagine that, doubt it, but boy can I imagine it.

Reeza · #8 January 28th, 2014, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by anpuZA

Don't tell Reeza... but that's my Sam.

Hah! I caught you!

Actually, I can live with that. What a body!

nnnrg · #9 January 28th, 2014, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by calhoun

Do you think these guys know the sexual meaning for "creampie."? My guess is that they do.

Or for that matter, do you think any of them is straight?

In any case, listen to the list of cream-filled pastries they were considering as alternate names. Yes, of course they know what it means.

Reeza · #10 January 28th, 2014, 06:54 PM

Maybe he runs a naked cleaning service when he's not coaching. If so, my house is very, very dirty.

Also - I want to lick his eyebrows. (Don't judge me.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by //usclekid

Nude pictures of Bill have surfaced on the web. Ironically, they were posted before the "We Love You, Ellen" video. It confirms he is tall, 6'3" (standard American doors are 6'6"). His cock looks to be 6.5" to 7". The photos look to be over a span of time of maybe years not all at once. What is interesting is there are two pictures of him showing his ass. That is very common for gay men to do. Do you think he's gay or got catfished by a gay man pretending to be a straight girl?

http://straightmenworshipping.tumblr...ing-abs-biceps

bigmag2 · #11 January 28th, 2014, 07:03 PM

jesus fucking christ. this guy isn't real.

mystery7 · #12 January 28th, 2014, 07:54 PM

I bet you anything they are all straight and or taken. As usual.

Curiosity · #13 January 28th, 2014, 08:12 PM

I dunno... He's got some pretty cute undies. Not so typical of straight guys to be wearing zebra print briefs.

mystery7 · #14 January 28th, 2014, 09:21 PM

Nothing wrong with a different style for men to wear.

Curiosity · #15 January 28th, 2014, 09:25 PM

Certainly not, but it is unusual.

Tronald · #16 January 29th, 2014, 11:59 AM

Bill Reillich, former Ohio Wesleyan basketball player
http://www.oninstagram.com/profile/b...thecoachingguy
https://twitter.com/BillReiCPie

Curiosity · #17 January 29th, 2014, 03:47 PM

Oh yes.
http://instagram.com/p/i2COG6MX3s/

JeffXeno · #18 January 29th, 2014, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Curiosity

Oh yes.
http://instagram.com/p/i2COG6MX3s/

Nooooo, not a douche-pickle hat! Noooo!

Jeff

anpuZA · #19 January 30th, 2014, 10:32 AM

I no see douche, I no see pickle (yet), I no see hat. I only see... PECS!!!

JeffXeno · #20 January 30th, 2014, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anpuZA

I no see douche, I no see pickle (yet), I no see hat. I only see... PECS!!!

Here's your pickle...

Mdlftr · #21 January 31st, 2014, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffXeno

Nooooo, not a douche-pickle hat! Noooo!

Jeff

"..Say it soft, and it's almost like praying.....say it loud and you hear idiots brayingggg...DOUCHE PICK- LLLLLLLLLE!"

JeffXeno · #22 January 31st, 2014, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mdlftr

"..Say it soft, and it's almost like praying.....say it loud and you hear idiots brayingggg...DOUCHE PICK- LLLLLLLLLE!"

Just like God of the Protestants, I will always love you, MDlftr.

anpuZA · #23 January 31st, 2014, 10:45 PM

Oh my lord, aside from everything else, his ass is... in those zebra... sigh.

He looks tall too.

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