UK Pizza Hut and McFlurry Adverts

[tanky]

Please can someone restore my faith in my own memory! I definitely saw the following two adverts in the UK not that long ago but now I can?t even find a reference to them, let alone the actual videos. If you recognise either of these please let me know as I think I may be going slightly mad!

Pizza Hut:
Huge Brit bodybuilder Ernie Taylor poses for the camera and tells us that he likes ?big women? who are big and round like the new pizza he is advertising. It?s basically just 30 seconds of him standing there, oiled up and pumped to perfection flexing and posing for the camera, and looking very handsome and sexy in the process. He even bounces his pecs at one point!

McDonald?s McFlurry:
This one is really bugging me. There was a whole series of these adverts where a weird little film played and at the end a caption came up on screen that described the film you?d just watched. Then the letters of this caption rearranged to spell out, for example, Cadbury?s Cream Egg McFlurry, the strap line being that McFlurry was ?mixed up ice cream?. They were quite a clever and funny set of adverts.

Anyway one of these adverts was set in what looked like a 70?s bodybuilding contest. These?s this older muscle guy, very cheesy with a bad hairdo but kind of sexy in a ?muscle daddy? kind of way, and he?s standing on stage looking smug obviously just having won the contest. A pretty girl comes up to him to present him with his trophy and he whispers something fresh in her ear to which she takes offence and slaps him and for some reason he explodes! It was really weird but I?d love to see it again!

Either of these ringin? any bells out there?