Spectacular!

[Bradykins]

I'm sure we've all heard about it by now. Nickelodeon's response to High School Musical.

I sit right now as I type watching it and enjoying. It's much better than High School Musical.

As we all know, Disney buffed Zac Effron up for his role, but Nickelodeon responded to that with Nolan Gerard Funk.

This kid is ripped.

Nothing but tight shirts that are threatening to rip as he's dancing across the screen. But of course this also must come from his Gymnast background.

So here is where you decide; which is better.

Zac Effron - High School Musical or Nolan Gerard Funk - Spectacular!

Let's compare shall we?



Funk's image isn't great but just watch it, ort google him to find better photos. =]

[TheMM]

I also kinda noticed that this movie was Nick's version of High School Crapsical.

While I like this singer's bod because he actually has a little more muscle than Zac in the first movie of that trilogy, this new kid certainly has potential.

But they both need more, much much more muscle. Like 200 pounds or so on each of em. Then pictures, lots and lots of pictures, especially of them making out and stuff, yep yep yep.

First we need to star-nap them though, and put them in a super secret gym where they'll be fed only chicken and a growth serum from one of our stories, then to make sure they start doin all those naughty things we want em to do, we'll force them to watch HGTV, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

.....

*ahem*...Got a bit carried away, didn't I?

[Bradykins]

Originally Posted by TheMM

I also kinda noticed that this movie was Nick's version of High School Crapsical.

While I like this singer's bod because he actually has a little more muscle than Zac in the first movie of that trilogy, this new kid certainly has potential.

But they both need more, much much more muscle. Like 200 pounds or so on each of em. Then pictures, lots and lots of pictures, especially of them making out and stuff, yep yep yep.

First we need to star-nap them though, and put them in a super secret gym where they'll be fed only chicken and a growth serum from one of our stories, then to make sure they start doin all those naughty things we want em to do, we'll force them to watch HGTV, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

.....

*ahem*...Got a bit carried away, didn't I?

Actually, I like where this is going! Don't stop!

[TheMM]

Originally Posted by Bradykins

Actually, I like where this is going! Don't stop!

Ok then.

Once they were gay, hot(-ter) and much much more muscular. Then we'd make them watch romance movies for a couple days after that, one of them being Brokeback Mountain...to make sure they get it right.

Then we'd be sure and have lots of hidden cameras (both types of course), then release pheromones into the air and make sure they got it on like drunk monkies for like a week or so, so there's plenty of footage to make lotsa movies and stuff. (They would get a share of the profits of course.) We would need lotsa footage, not becuase it might be on the cutting room floor, but because so much of it would get ruined IN the cutting room.

The movies and pictures would be placed online, because, of course, the internet is for porn. And most of the pictures we take we would morph and place into all kinds of wonderful poses and such.

Then we'd rinse and repeat with two other Holly'woodie'-hotties that totally need to be transformed.

[Bradykins]

Originally Posted by TheMM

Ok then.

Once they were gay, hot(-ter) and much much more muscular. Then we'd make them watch romance movies for a couple days after that, one of them being Brokeback Mountain...to make sure they get it right.

Then we'd be sure and have lots of hidden cameras (both types of course), then release pheromones into the air and make sure they got it on like drunk monkies for like a week or so, so there's plenty of footage to make lotsa movies and stuff. (They would get a share of the profits of course.) We would need lotsa footage, not becuase it might be on the cutting room floor, but because so much of it would get ruined IN the cutting room.

The movies and pictures would be placed online, because, of course, the internet is for porn. And most of the pictures we take we would morph and place into all kinds of wonderful poses and such.

Then we'd rinse and repeat with two other Holly'woodie'-hotties that totally need to be transformed.

You are absolutely amazing.

[TheMM]

Originally Posted by Bradykins

You are absolutely amazing.

I don't know about amazing, but horny, absolutely.

[Bradykins]

Originally Posted by TheMM

I don't know about amazing, but horny, absolutely.

Hmm...>_> -evil plan.-

[Aikuchi]

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... looks a little like Ryder Strong ...



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