English Translation of a Pinkod suggestion

[CelticMuscle]

First of all, I have decided that he is a real person (native to Hungary in Europe) where the native langauge is called Myangar (a type of Roma language). First of all is his actual message and then my translation:

There is a man John. Into the future he lives. It rises from a bed. And there is a packet there. Unfolds it and there is a bottle of blue transparent liquid in him. And a sheet. It is written if you want to be muscular fill up the glass with water and drink it. John does not believe it so that drinks it. He feels nothing. Goes away into the bathroom to the mirror. By the time he gets there so feels it that narrow his trousers. He looks at himself in the mirror then. Sees it that more muscular Latvian. Fills up the glass with water again quickly and drinks it. His muscles swell even larger and his penis tightens very much in the trousers. He takes his penis. John much bigger muscles wants. But believes it that a lot would be time so. Puts a straw into the glass because of this while he spends it with the water. He sucks it up continuously. And when enough will be big stops it. Puts on his swimming trunks what is stretch. He is about the seacoast then. There was a slip of paper yet in the box though. it was written on on it that the effect is felt later. Do not drink more at a glass. John drank with more dozens. So is about the coast. meets the friens who are surprised. They want to drink from this. It is taken into the sea and 2 of John's friends drink. Onto huge one they swell. John starts being even more muscular suddenly. And his penis will be increasingly bigger. Tightens the underpants go ahead. His penis does not endure it already for a long time. starts to burst trousers. Speaks to his friends how help should be called for. His friends drank four times more though. By the time they get out onto the coast. His friends bursts the trousers. Onto huge one his muscles and his penis swell. John starts hurrying. Has influence on his friends and tries to press it out from them the implement. Is on the glass yet one writes down. If somebody takes it on that all of the muscular men puts on his muscle the others heal then. John takes it on. John swells even larger suddenly. They take it away into a secret establishment. And here will continue.

English translation

In the future (no more than 5 years ahead) a man called John gets out of bed. After his morning constitutionals, he discovers a packet has been delivered. Naturally curious he opens it to find a bottle containing a clear blue liquid. Attached to the bottle is a note that reads "If you want to become muscular, fill up a glass with water and add some of the liquid".

As you might expect he is naturally sceptical of this, but follows the instructions expecting nothing to happen and so is not disappointed when nothing does happen. However in the time that it takes for him to get from kitchen to the bathroom, he notices that his trousers are starting to fall down. Without thinking, he tightens his belt and stops when he realises that he's tightened his belt by four notches in the space of three minutes.

Lifting his shirt, he is shocked to see the starting of a set of abdominals. Quickly putting two and two together, he takes another shot of the liquid and gasps as his chest explodes with muscle. That's not the only thing as a noticeable bulge develops in his pants. He decides to throw caution to the wind and sucks up the remainder of the liquid with a straw. He continues to grow until the only suitable item of clothing he can wear is a pair of swimming trunks. He decides that there is only one piece he can be seen now and that's the seaside, and so runs the three miles to the nearby shore. However, he is unaware of a second note that reads "Permanent growth will not kick in until one hour after ingestion. Do not drink more than one glass of undiluted liquid in any 24 hour period".

What he wants is that converted into an animation (or CGI composite) and then for the story to carry on

[msclbldr]

Sorry to be picky.......
Hungarian (magyar in hungarian) is a Uralic language in the Finno Ugric language group. It is distantly related to Finnish, Estonian, Sami and a number of minority languages spoken in northern European Russia eastward into central Siberia.
Finno-Ugric languages are not related to the Indo-european languages that dominate Europe and have a fiendish grammatical structure.

[CelticMuscle]

Originally Posted by msclbldr

Sorry to be picky....... Hungarian (magyar in hungarian) is a Uralic language in the Finno Ugric language group. It is distantly related to Finnish, Estonian, Sami and a number of minority languages spoken in northern European Russia eastward into central Siberia. Finno-Ugric languages are not related to the Indo-european languages that dominate Europe and have a fiendish grammatical structure.

My apologies. I had based my estimate of it being Roma from an article on Wikipedia. Clearly, I must have read it wrongly.