The Men of Disney

[Esperanto Lives]

They've got muscles and very, very manly singing voices. Show some love for the men of Disney!


GOLIATH (from GARGOYLES)

Different kinds of fangirls like different guys on that show. There was little, geeky cutie Lexington, sarcastic, bishi Brooklyn, and and for those with a father complex, there was alpha male superstud Goliath. What a voice! Shakes you from your head to your toe. And he had that Fabio-looking black hair.

He was sexy and scary at the same time. A+++!


THAT GUY FROM MULAN, YOU KNOW, WHATHISNAME

Let me tell you what I *DO* remember: that scene where he took his shirt off. Man, it was like a freight train hit me and I had trouble breathing.

Thanks, Disney, for giving me Yellow Fever!

The one drawback is that he was played by the distinctly unimpressive and rather creepy B.D. Wong. You know, the child psychiatrist from LAW AND ORDER SVU.


HERCULES

The movie was terrible. I'll never forgive Disney for making the venerable Charleton Heston say "You Go, Girl."

Would it be a little creepy for me to admit, as sexy as the measuring tape busting scene was, Hercules was a lot sexier when he was younger? And I'll tell you why: he had gigantic calves. They were HUGE! Out of proportion to the rest of his body, like he had a pair of grapefruits stuffed down there. When he grew up, his calves were exactly in proportion. BOO!


GASTON

I for one, liked the fact he wasn't "evil," so much as he was a colossal douchebag. But what can I say? I can't resist any guy that uses antlers in all of his decorating.

And that BODY! He had to have had a 22 inch waist and 60 inch shoulders. And don't tell me you didn't lose control when you saw him pop that belt with just his big neck!

In addition to his love of tromping in boots and his skill at spitting, the supermanly Gaston also has the amazing ability to be virtually identical in personality to every single one of my ex-boyfriends! (Yes, the one constant in my relationships is me. But in my defense, screw you.)

And he was pretty much the sexiest guy in that whole movie. When the Beast turned human, I expected him to be brutishly handsome, burly and rugged, sort of like how Shrek was in Shrek 2. Instead, he was the femmiest looking queef in history. And he LOST that deep voice! He talked like a cross between a hairdresser and Minnie Mouse. What a letdown!

I can just imagine the ending...

BEAST: (squeaking) Belle! Your love has made me human again! Now we can be together forever!

BELLE: Uh...yeah. About that....

[Giga_Huge5000]

If it makes you feel better Shang (the guy from Mulan) was originally voiced by Donny Osment in the first movie. Somehow I don't think it does though...

Anyway, I always had a personal preference for Aladdin. He was nice, he had a decent body (which he showed off in that vest thingy) and he was tough when he needed to be.

I personally never like Gaston mostly due to the fact that he was, as you put it, a colossal douchebag. Kind of turns me off no matter how good he looked.

There's probably others, but I can't think of any right now...

[carlounne]

In my opinion, the genie Jafar was by far the most ripped and sexiest man ever made by disney followed by Gaston.

I'm disapointed we din't saw him in his genie form more ofter.

[Penguin]

I thought this thread was going to be about these fantasy drawings of Disney cartoon hunks-

http://zona-erogena2.blogspot.com/20...-interior.html

[Lover_Boy]

- You forgot about Prince Eric from "The Little Mermaid". He wasn't huge, or anything, but he was handsome, and drawn to be muscular in appearance.

- I'd have to agree on Aladdin, and Hurcules. I'd gladly be swept up onto Pegasus' back by the overmuscled stud-boy Herc; or onto Carpet by the handsome young thief with great hiar, Aladdin.

[Geek2Jock]

I definitely liked the shows of strength by Hercules and he was of course drawn to be the epitome of strength, but I also liked Tarzan. He was lean, defined and so hot when he was surfing those trees!

[arpeejay]

Gaston, of course. Huge muscles and "every last inch of him's covered in HAIR!"

I was hoping that the Beast would be the same size when he became human again. Now THAT would have been hot! :-)

xoxo

Richard

[slayerfx116]

The man who plays Tarzan on Broadway is quite nice looking too. His name is Josh Strickland.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/../indexes/images/...ckin.1.600.jpg

[tanky]

It's definitely Gaston for me, I've loved this guy for years. The huge muscles, the handsome looks, the booming voice, the amazing strength and, perhaps most of all, the 'couldn't give a shit' attitude. He still bones me something rotten all these years on.....sad but true.

I agree that the Prince was a total let-down when he turned human again. Such a Nancy-boy compared to the Godlike Gaston.

I think it would have been cool if after the Beast changed into the Prince, Gaston reappeared and totally wailed on him, humiliating him in front of Belle, effortlessly lifting him off the ground with one hand, maybe dangling that skinny-ass little pipsqueak upside-down by his ankle whilst cockily flexing his massive biceps in Belle's general direction.

Belle would be totally horny for Gaston and instruct him 'ditch the wimp', at which point Gaston, with a casual flick of his meaty wrist, tosses Princey over the balcony to his doom.

Is that too mean? OK, the Prince lives but as punishment for being a total geeky wuss-boy he has to watch Gaston plough his former girlfriend all-night long with a massive slong three and a half times bigger than his own!

Mmmmm.....wonder if either of these alternative endings would have made it through the 'U' rating criteria?!

Great topic BTW

[Ohme123]

Does anyone have the tape measure scene from Hercules?

[TheMM]

Originally Posted by Ohme123

Does anyone have the tape measure scene from Hercules?

Do you mean....

THIS?!?

YouTube - Hercules - One Last Hope

[nativemuscle]

wow id have to say those are really descent drawings

[collegebud]

as did i!

some look a little strange (coughtarzancough) with their body types, but others do it for me every time. that one of david.. whoo boy. and herc's got some great biceps. that man has great talent.

Originally Posted by Penguin

I thought this thread was going to be about these fantasy drawings of Disney cartoon hunks-

http://zona-erogena2.blogspot.com/20...-interior.html

[chocomus]

hercules is so cool. And i totaly agree with the calves thing. they are so out of proportion they are hot. Apart from that movie there are also a cartoon with i don't know how many episodes. but in some of them he looks more buf than in others. It's cool to see him growing like in one of this stories we see here.

[LanceFan2001]

I've always loved the muscle inflation scene in "Prince Ali" in Alladin. I've always felt he was way hot, and if you ever see him at the parks, he's also really hot!

Prince Eric does it for me... I was waiting for his shirt to come off... And King Triton had an awesome body!

Tarzan was pretty hot as well.

Gaston... I almost lost it in the theater when he flexed his biceps. I remember going to that movie with my mom and my sister, and being very embarassed because I was tenting out!

Prince Phillip is pretty cute too...

OH! and the nerdy merman that becomes a hunky merman in "Poor Unfortunate Souls" in The Little Mermaid... That TOTALLY turned me on!

By the way, have you seen the Disney Alive pictures taken by Annie Leibovitz? Some of them are pretty cool... David Beckham as Prince Phillip, Michael Phelps as a merman, Marc Anthony as Alladin...

[SmallWeakGuy]

Also in the episode of the Hercules Tv show we had an assasin given huge muscles by Ares
From about 4:20 onwards in this video:-

YouTube - Assassin part 3