The Penis Poll: What is yours closest to?

[raven79]

Alright guys, its honesty time. Which real-life thing does your 'love muscle' most resemble?

Da Dumbbell: Weight is stacked at the end. If you raise the bar, it pumps you up in all the right places.
Elephant Trunk: It hangs down to the ground. You have to be brave and relaxed to ride it.
Frankfurter: Not too big, not too small. The standard size fits in all ovens.
Great Pyramid: Wide at base, ends in a peak. If you're ready to climb, its a hike to the summit, but you appreciate the payoff.
Jalapeno Pepper: You have a curvy popper that makes a sharp turn. Whether it is signaling left or right, it is heading in your direction.
Mr. Pencil: Skinny and long, it can be something to write home about.
Soda Canner: It is almost as wide as it is long. Don't be afraid though, because you will be back for refills.
Super Grower: At first, it fools you into thinking it is a snake in the grass. If you take a really good look though, you realize it is a garden hose.
Thumbkin: Small and opposable, it is remarkably useful. You might find out he knows all the right places to hide.
Uncut Film: Just like bonus footage on a DVD, this one has enjoyable extras. Oftentimes, it has a cult following.

[PunkGuy01]

Gotta say I was a bit unsure about Uncut Film (what kind of hidden extras? ) but I opted for Mr Pencil lol