some of my progress: three years, 100+lbs

[burlemarx]

aww. sorry guys. i dont mean to sound like i'm whining or complaining.

like i said- i am damn proud of my progress so far. ive come so, so far from the skinny photos you saw on Page 1 of this thread. and as HulkoutLvr said, i try really hard to not sound vain or stuck up about my looks. quite frankly, i am happy that whatever good looks i possess, can make other people feel happy inside to look at me, whether it's to masturbate or (if you're hetero) just to admire a masculine physique.

but, i have always been attracted to short muscular men... guys anywhere from 5'4 to 5'8 densely packed with muscle really get my engine revved up. recently i have tried to psychoanalyze what it is about Muscle Shorties that i find so attractive. the best explanation i can come up with is twofold:

1) they are physically the size that i wanted to be when i was younger, because i really wanted to be a gymnast when i was younger.

2) in recent years it has come to my attenshon that the top bodybuilders are, also, short men. quite simply, short little arms and legs bulk up with muscle much faster and more densely than long stretched-out limbs (as what i have). i know there are many exceptions to this (Nick Trigili, Ty Young, etc). but you cant deny that most huge, thick bodybuilders are 5'9 and under.

between these two Things, lately i've started to think heavily about "What if?" What if i had maxed out at my idealized height of 5'6, instead of 6'1? would i be some all-star bodybuilder now? would i have been a famous gymnast? would i be attracted to other muscle guys my own size, or would i be drawn to Tall Dudes instead? i dunno. this is my last semester EVER of school, for the rest of my life, and as a result i have been feeling very introspective about everything.

if i could switch bodies with anyone, it would be Greg Doucette, Eli Blahut or Fahkri Mubarak. those guys are my definition of beauty if i was Eli, the first thing i would do is bleach my curly hair, and then spend all day long twirling my blonde curls between my thick little fingers. heheh

but, such stuff is only possible in online stories and such. alas, i was destined to be tall ("not THAT tall" according to that one dude, hehehhe). like i said previously, i am able to reconcile myself to being stuck in a Tall body by knowing that my size and height combination make other people happy (and horny).

i'm hoping that some day i can meet the Muscle Shortie of my dreams and we will fall in love and live Sexily Ever After. that would be nice, to fall in love. have a dog and a little cottage somewhere with wifi and a vegetable garden.

[garrix]

If you had maxed out at 5'6" you'd love tall guys and you'd wish you were 6'1". If you were hairless, you'd probably wish to be hairy

my two cents.

[burlemarx]

Originally Posted by garrix

If you had maxed out at 5'6" you'd love tall guys and you'd wish you were 6'1". If you were hairless, you'd probably wish to be hairy

my two cents.

that reminds me- every time i buzz off my chest hair, i put it in a ziplock. i'm saving it all for you Garrix cuz i know how much you love Teh Fur.

[hulkoutlvr]

The main thing you have taught me, burlemarx, is that no matter how physically beautiful or perfect one seems, there's always something about ourselves we would like to change. Personally, I don't understand why you would be want to be anything other than who/what you are, because it is the ideal of physical/personaility beauty for many of us. But then again, there's much about myself I would change if I could, so I suppose that's an important lesson for all of us.

But why on earth would you want a dog when you have the second most awesome kitty on the planet (my own Miss Felicity Shenadoah being the first)?

[burlemarx]

i want something i can run around with and play Frisbee with. i had a german shepherd when i was a teenager and she was my best friend (my only friend) for many years. i love cats but i like dogs too! total animal lover here.

turns out that Eli Blahut already bleached his amazing curly hair:



jeez guys, just LOOK at this awesome pint-sized muscle stud! 5 and a half feet of pure manly beauty. and small enough to fit in my Honda without any bitching about cramped legs. i'd give anything to twirl that curly blonde hair for a few hours so yes... if i could be him and have that face and that hair and that rockin' body, i'd totally give up being 6'1.

oh Eli. i'm cravin' for you, i'm missin' you like Candaaaay...ayyy... aww yeahhh....

Mandy Moore - Candy (Music Video) - YouTube

[raven79]

The smaller musclepups sure are thick aren't they Victor?

[hulkoutlvr]

But I'll take a dark haired, dark eyed, hairy chested handsome Spartan warrior any time of the day, any day of the week!

[burlemarx]

i shave my chest... you know that. FUR IS MURDER, so i got rid of all my FUR! hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

..ha.

[burlemarx]

enough whining about my Tall-But-Not-THAT-Tall stature! back to our regularly scheduled program.

i felt that a side by side was in order. nothing new guys, sorry...



i'm not a twig anymore. now i'm a big ol branch but not a Branch Warren! ...yet.

[havingfunmtl946]

LOL -

That is a HOT comparison. Man, you have gotten jacked!! Love the progress

[vlad]

Is that really you on the left!? Doesn't even look like the same person!

Also, I was playing Street Fightsr yesterday and fought Vega and thought of you.

[anpuZA]

okay, so I wasn't going to mention it buuuuut, those odd looking splashes on the mirror...

mayhaps you would divulge their origin?

[burlemarx]

Originally Posted by anpuZA

okay, so I wasn't going to mention it buuuuut, those odd looking splashes on the mirror...

mayhaps you would divulge their origin?

YOU PEOPLE ARE PERVERTS.

ok, this is once and for all.

THE STORY OF MY DIRTY MIRROR:

as Garrix can testify, i am a fan of Smooth Muscle. i know that a lot (most?) of you prefer Furry Muscle. to me Furry Muscle is stupid. the reason that real bodybuilders shave their body hair away is because it obscures muscle definition. since i am finally approaching a point in my life where i have Noticeable Muscle Definition (i have visible veins in my arms for once), i decided to embrace hairlessness.

so, part of being hairless involves shaving various parts of my anatomy with a razor & cream. however, my bathroom mirror is too small to let me view all sides of my body when i am shaving, especially my shoulders and neck area.

so what i do is, once a week i remove the mirror from my hallway (the one you see in the above pic). i put it in my bathroom, opposite the bathroom mirror. this creates a Double Mirror Phenomenon whereby i can see all the angles of my rear shoulders, neck, back, etc. then, by the aid of the mirrors, i carefully apply shaving cream and then carefully shave my shoulders, neck and back. i then put the hallway mirror back in its place.

during this process, shaving cream splashes everywhere, including onto the mirrors. when i am done, i always Windex my bathroom mirror, but always forget to Windex the hallway mirror because i get in the habit of returning it before cleaning it.

so NO, you fucking perverts. the stains on the mirror are not cum. they are watered-down shaving cream stains because i am lazy and careless.

that concludes the Story of The Dirty Mirror.

[JeffXeno]

Originally Posted by burlemarx

YOU PEOPLE ARE PERVERTS.

ok, this is once and for all.

THE STORY OF MY DIRTY MIRROR:

as Garrix can testify, i am a fan of Smooth Muscle. i know that a lot (most?) of you prefer Furry Muscle. to me Furry Muscle is stupid. the reason that real bodybuilders shave their body hair away is because it obscures muscle definition. since i am finally approaching a point in my life where i have Noticeable Muscle Definition (i have visible veins in my arms for once), i decided to embrace hairlessness.

so, part of being hairless involves shaving various parts of my anatomy with a razor & cream. however, my bathroom mirror is too small to let me view all sides of my body when i am shaving, especially my shoulders and neck area.

so what i do is, once a week i remove the mirror from my hallway (the one you see in the above pic). i put it in my bathroom, opposite the bathroom mirror. this creates a Double Mirror Phenomenon whereby i can see all the angles of my rear shoulders, neck, back, etc. then, by the aid of the mirrors, i carefully apply shaving cream and then carefully shave my shoulders, neck and back. i then put the hallway mirror back in its place.

during this process, shaving cream splashes everywhere, including onto the mirrors. when i am done, i always Windex my bathroom mirror, but always forget to Windex the hallway mirror because i get in the habit of returning it before cleaning it.

so NO, you fucking perverts. the stains on the mirror are not cum. they are watered-down shaving cream stains because i am lazy and careless.

that concludes the Story of The Dirty Mirror.

Filthy minded fuckers, I tell you!

Jeff

[raven79]

Victor, I would never question what is on your mirror. I am too busy looking your body over and can't help but to look at your great legs and diamond shaped upper body. You have awesome dimensions.

I would have never guessed that was you on the left either.

[burlemarx]

Originally Posted by raven79

Victor, I would never question what is on your mirror. I am too busy looking your body over and can't help but to look at your great legs and diamond shaped upper body. You have awesome dimensions.

I would have never guessed that was you on the left either.

diamonds?

DIAMONDS???

[raven79]

Stop! Okay, i get it you don't see the curves. I do and that is all that matters.

[burlemarx]

so you know that song "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" ?

Moulin rouge Diamonds are a girl's best friend - YouTube

about a year ago i rewrote the lyrics to reflect all the roided-out Bros at my gym.

A lot of gay guys go for twinks
They delight in skinny youths,
But I want to be a musclehead
Blown up with lots of juice!

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But steroids are a bro's best friend!
A kiss may be grand... but it won't help you bench press 375
Or help improve your Double Bi
Staying clean means staying too lean
And we all lose some mass in the end
But Test-C or D-bol, these drugs will get you swole
Steroids are a bro's best friend!

... Proviron!
... Anadrol!
Black market, underground
Talk to me Schwarzenegger, tell me all about it!

There may come a time when a dude goes off cycle
But steroids are a bro's best friend!
There may come a queen who, jealous and spiteful,
Sneers "You're on the juice"
Yet stares at your big firm caboose
I'm his guy cuz my weight is high
Then one day it rapidly ascends
It's then that those losers become your accusers
But steroids are a bro's best friend!

[burlemarx]

major props to me for being clever enough to rhyme "cycle" with "spiteful". BOOYAH.

[raven79]

Always being funny!

[anpuZA]

Perverts? Oh my goodness, why compliments will get you everywhere dahling!

But yeah, I was kinda hoping you sprayed like some overpowered firehose - it completes the whole big muscly hunky man beef image for me.

[BBMikeNJ]

Both versions of the Dirty Mirror story are kinda hot.

[Mdlftr]

Originally Posted by burlemarx

major props to me for being clever enough to rhyme "cycle" with "spiteful". BOOYAH.

I give you props for "juice" and "caboose". Gets right to the bottom of it, you might say!

I think B'way, the "Great White Way" is calling you......



Mdlftr

[burlemarx]

a modest update



even as i get leaner and leaner, it is obvious that i have a naturally wide, boxy waist so thank god that my shoulders and lats are fuckin wide as a barn door.

i'm maintaining my gains from my last bulk cycle, which admittedly was a mediocre effort at best. my muscles are denser and harder, according to the guy who tests my bodyfat every cycle, but i didnt really gain much mass this time around. 3lbs of lean muscle. lost another 1lb of flab.

my trainer wants me to maintain for another 10 weeks, then do another, really powerful bulk cycle later this summer. woo...

[theunknown]

Good for you. You've come a long way with training, and diet. Best of luck on your competition.

[raven79]

You are looking awesome Victor! You are just a big beefy muscle guy!

[burlemarx]

thanks guys!

you know, 50% of all of this real life muscle growth is to make me happy, which it does. the other 50% is to get another gay guy who loves muscle (and maybe HAS some muscle) to fall in love with me, so we can run off to a little organic garden cottage someplace safe and live Muscularly Ever After. just two big muscle dudes living the quiet life together, watering plants and walking the dog(s) and hitting the gym together every day as we grow older and bigger together.

i'm hoping that some day i meet the muscular dude i'm destined to be with for the majority of my adult years and that my body becomes his own personal playground / chew toy. so here's to hoping that parading my ever-growing body around on the internet like this will eventually pay off. and in the meantime, if it provides wackoff material for my friends in faraway places, then cool beans

[anpuZA]

Lol, the first though I haz as I'm looking at those legs again is that I would like to hump them like some sex-crazed speed infused Jack Russel.

[burlemarx]

Originally Posted by anpuZA

Lol, the first though I haz as I'm looking at those legs again is that I would like to hump them like some sex-crazed speed infused Jack Russel.

unf unf unf unf

[bigbearny]

You just get hotter over time.. and what i'd give to be the guy you're looking for.. but don't live near you and not that much of a muscle guy.. i'd love to have a hot stud like you help turn me into one though!

Originally Posted by burlemarx

thanks guys!

you know, 50% of all of this real life muscle growth is to make me happy, which it does. the other 50% is to get another gay guy who loves muscle (and maybe HAS some muscle) to fall in love with me, so we can run off to a little organic garden cottage someplace safe and live Muscularly Ever After. just two big muscle dudes living the quiet life together, watering plants and walking the dog(s) and hitting the gym together every day as we grow older and bigger together.

i'm hoping that some day i meet the muscular dude i'm destined to be with for the majority of my adult years and that my body becomes his own personal playground / chew toy. so here's to hoping that parading my ever-growing body around on the internet like this will eventually pay off. and in the meantime, if it provides wackoff material for my friends in faraway places, then cool beans

[Mdlftr]

QUOTE=burlemarx;312305]thanks guys!

you know, 50% of all of this real life muscle growth is to make me happy, which it does. the other 50% is to get another gay guy who loves muscle (and maybe HAS some muscle) to fall in love with me, so we can run off to a little organic garden cottage someplace safe and live Muscularly Ever After. just two big muscle dudes living the quiet life together, watering plants and walking the dog(s) and hitting the gym together every day as we grow older and bigger together.

i'm hoping that some day i meet the muscular dude i'm destined to be with for the majority of my adult years and that my body becomes his own personal playground / chew toy. so here's to hoping that parading my ever-growing body around on the internet like this will eventually pay off. and in the meantime, if it provides wackoff material for my friends in faraway places, then cool beans [/QUOTE]


I can just imagine it.....[fade to Technicolor swirl of clouds, followed by blue skies. Music swells.....cameras pull in on Burlemarx, and, ACTION!

When I marry Mister Snow
The flowers'll be humming with the hum of bees
The birds'll make a racket in the churchyard trees
When I marry Mister Snow

Then it's off to home we'll go
And both of us'll look a little dreamy-eyed
A drivin' to a cottage by the oceanside
Where the salty breezes blow

He'll carry me across the threshold
And I'll be as meek as a lamb
Then he'll set me on my feet
And I'll say kind of sweet, "Well Mister Snow, here I am!"

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ApYDhnedlmI/mqdefault.jpg



Mdlftr

[Yes, I know. For a straight guy I know a lot of really gay cultural references!]

[anpuZA]

Yeah

Like you ...



the shit outta me.

[Mdlftr]

Originally Posted by anpuZA

Yeah

Like you ...



the shit outta me.

I just like messing with your mind....

[burlemarx]

follow-up photo. look mom, no pants!

[raven79]

Love your updates Victor! You are so huge and hot!

[vlad]

Awwwwww snap I see those La Banderita tortillas, they're the best!!

Also, as usual, holy shit you are hot.

[burlemarx]

very kind of you to say Vlad.

here's a side-by-side Before & After of my most recent bulk cycle. went from 236 to 245.



the reason my legs look so undefined and shapeless is bc i suffered a knee injury back in March and had to take 2 months off of Legs no squats, leg press or lunges, which were all of my favorite mass builders for Legs.

fortunately my knee seems to be healed and my sports doctor gave me the green light to resume heavy leg training as of a couple weeks ago. time to reclaim what's mine

[burlemarx]

also, i thought this was kind of cute, and applicable to the whole site

[raven79]

Originally Posted by burlemarx

very kind of you to say Vlad.

here's a side-by-side Before & After of my most recent bulk cycle. went from 236 to 245.



the reason my legs look so undefined and shapeless is bc i suffered a knee injury back in March and had to take 2 months off of Legs no squats, leg press or lunges, which were all of my favorite mass builders for Legs.

fortunately my knee seems to be healed and my sports doctor gave me the green light to resume heavy leg training as of a couple weeks ago. time to reclaim what's mine

You look better in the orange/red undies Victor. Oh and I just noticed how big your hands are, wowza!

[anpuZA]

Veektoh dahlink, orange suits you best...