Idea from TV Tropes

[MuscleAsh]

Scambaiters, people who try to get 419 Scam emails and fool the scammer into thinking he's got a victim, like to use this trope to get the scammer to embarrass himself. Generally, the baiter will claim that sending the requested money to someone outside their religion is forbidden and that the scammer will have to join to get the money. Cue the scammer doing all sorts of embarrassing stuff to join the church, ranging from getting photographed with bread on their head and a bottle of wine in their ear to getting a clown tattoo from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

- "Against My Religion" article on TV Tropes

Being rather fond of TV Tropes and making men into huge muscle studs (aren't we all?), I noticed this and saw opportunities. What if the scambaiter made a religion based on muscle and said to the scammer they have to end up like such and such a muscleman or whatever? Since the universe is funny - or fancies itself as such - the scammer goes and does it. People begin to join the religion. It becomes a thing with the scambaiter as its originator... and so he suddenly hulks out and becomes the hugest, most hung, most effortlessly sexy and arousing being on Earth or something.

Now, I really cannot write prose at all. So I was wondering if anyone was interested in writing this one? Or maybe taking the idea and fiddling with it some? I'd love to see it done.

[Rarity]

Hum. I was going to do something like this where someone is fooled into becoming a freakishly muscled man because he signed a contract that he didn't fully understand. So it's the same principal, but different execution. I never thought of using religion. . . That's usually a weird thing to use, even if it's an entire made up religion. Which when you think about it is kind of redu-

Yeeeeeeeeep.

I have plenty of ideas, actually. Thanks for posting this and reminding me, I need to make a topic. I have better luck with things that I'm fickle with if someone else picks stuff for me.